A life without marijuana doesn’t make you live longer…..It just feels longer because life’s fucking boring without it.
How a little herb could change debates, ease stress, and bring a lighter perspective to political discourse
In the current times of polarized politics we are living through I can’t be the only one who thinks drug testing should be compulsory for all politicians. If they have no marijuana in their system they face disciplinary action.
Strike 1 – Smoke a J
Strike 2 – Smoke a bucket
Strike 3 – You’re out……..Baked outa yo mind that is. You’ve just earned yourself a quarter of an ounce of white widow in a cone. “Hurricane season isn’t over”
The benefits of the strategy are vast. Have you ever seen a war movie start with the image of a politician plotting an invasion with a cone of pineapple express in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other? Plus, the idea of opposing political parties debating on whether it would be easier to fight 1 horse sized duck or 25 duck sized horses amuses me greatly.
So, lets put the pollen back in politician. Whoops, there’s an extra E there. Best keeping them away from the MP’s (during working hours). We want their jaws to be having open discussions, not swinging like Mike Tyson in his prime. I can’t be the only one fed up of all current “discussions” ending with invading a new resource rich land.
Come to think of it, do our governments’ do anything else?
The Communists and Socialists are behind the idea. After all, the unwritten code of 4;20 dictates that though must “pass the dutchie to the left”.
Jamaica volunteered to trial the method and feed back is “don’t worry, about a ting, cos every little tings, gona be alright”.
While some detractors from the method claim that not every country could adapt. For examples they cited that eskimos didn’t have exposure to marijuana until far later than other parts of the world. The medical term for this is “not being able to handle their shit”.
There is plenty more to come on the issue which will no doubt crumble along for some time. There is still hope common ground can be found.
Can’t we all just get a bong?
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Why is the "pass the dutchie to the left" phrase important?
This is a reference to the unwritten "code" of marijuana culture, promoting sharing and unity. It's used humorously here to suggest that even political debates could benefit from more cooperation and less confrontation.
Is this a serious suggestion for political reform?
While the article takes a humorous approach, it's meant to spark thought about how marijuana could change the tone of politics, highlighting the contrast between stress-inducing situations and the potential relaxing effects of cannabis.
